I hate my choke chain--
look, world, they strangle me! Ack!
Ack ack ack ack ack!
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My human is home!
I am so ecstatic that
I’ve made a puddle.
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I am your best friend,
now, always, and especially
when you are eating.
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Sleeping here, my chin
on your foot--no greater bliss.
Except catching cats.
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The cat is not all
bad--she fills the litter box
with small Tootsie Rolls.
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My owners' mood is
romantic--I lie nearby.
I fart a big one.
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Dig under fence--why?
Because it's there. Because it's
there. Because it's there.
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You may call them fleas,
but they are far more- -I call
them a vocation.
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SEND US YOUR
DOGGIE HAIKU!
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Here are some submissions:
I love your leg.
It is the best part of you,
For the best part of me.
Papers on the floor.
Must be too cold to go outside.
You're still reading that?
-- Dave Wright |
I like the cold air
It creates great poopsicles
For later inside treats!
I love to aroooooo!
It's what I do and do quite well
3AM is best!
We are beagles two
We love to lie in beagle piles
While the parents smile!
-- Tamara D. Hicks Syron
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Roast left on table.
Cannot trust me to guard food.
Roast is mine! Mine! Mine!
Doris Dressler
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Sisko throws himself at Boo's feet. |