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Three-dog stick! Boo-Boo (great Dane), Yogi (border collie), and Sisko hone their tug-of-war skills.
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Invisibath: The power to vanish at the first sound of bath water.
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Skatepunk Overdrive: A burst of superspeed employed to catch downhill skateboarders.
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Skeetvision: The ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes to blast that danged Frisbee out of the sky.
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VacuCalm: Ability to enter a trancelike state of self-control whenever the vacuum cleaner is turned on.
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Superbladder, loaded with Toxi-Urine: One lift of the leg and this town is mine!
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Anti-Psych-Out: Immunity to that "fake throw" schtick humans always pull.
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Hot dogs! Boo-Boo and Sisko take a break during a hike along the Columbia River.
Boo and her owner, Marc, have since moved out of Oregon. We miss going on walks with them!
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Megatract: An invincible digestive system that can handle anything from designer shoes to fossilized cat poop.
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DoberMorph: Ability to change into a bear-sized doberman when facing down criminals or overzealous trainers.
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King Fido's Touch: Everything you touch turns into liver treats.
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Sisko refueling from a portable water bowl.
When that boy's thirsty, he drinks like a camel at a desert oasis.
When that boy's thirsty, he drinks like a camel at a desert oasis.
If you live in Portland, you can find portable bowls and tons of other pet gear at PORTLAND PET SUPPLY, 4246 SE Hawthorne Blvd., 503-233-3866. Support your neighborhood merchants!